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Up to my ass in alligators...

In the beginning...
Free Games and other fun stuff...
More Free Games and Favorite Places
Phun Photos
Shit I wonder about...



Hi there.  I'm Ed.  My friends call me "evilEd"...It's a name, not a statement of personality, OK?  Please feel free to enjoy any of the "mental ramblings" you find here, and, of course, any of the interactive goodies and links left here.  I'd love to have you sign into my guestbook, and leave any comments or opinions you may have, and I'll do my best to answer all very promptly.

I am a 54 year old songwriter and guitar picker...I've been playing the guitar for nearly 30 years, and people are still telling me that if I pick it like that it won't heal...But, it seems to bother me far less than it bothers them...

What's New?
Well...a few of my jokes, some of my songs, stuff you buy at Wallmart...and not really too much else.

Favorite "sayings" of the songman...

Porn! It's cheaper than dating!

Marijuana...Proud sponsors of...mmm...I forget!

Life's too short to smoke cheap pot!

One of us is thinking about sex!...OK, it's me...

My sexual preference is often!

Your proctologist called...They found your head!

Mustasche rides, 10 cents...

This face leaves at noon...Be on it!

The word of the day is legs...Spread the word!

I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups!

He who can smile when everything goes wrong, has probably thought of someone to blame it on!

Blessed is he who expects nothing...for he shall never be dissappointed!

Blessed is he who can laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be amused...

Sit on the fence, and get shot at from both sides!

I do have a spiritual side...But mostly I'm a sex machine!

I'm one deep, sensitive, compassionate motherfucker....

I smile because I have no idea what's going on...

Smile...It's the second best thing you can do with your lips!

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More favorite sayings...

The face is familiar, but I can't quite remember my name...

Operator! Trace this call and tell me where I am!

He who laughs last, thinks slowest...

I'm hung like Einstien, and smart as a horse...

Lions three, Christians nothing...(they had a good coach, but the team was shaky!)

Not the brightest crayon in the box, now are we?

Don't let me be something you should have done!

Being a fat, balding, mumbling drug addict does not make you Elvis!

Jesus is coming, look busy!

The hippies are back...and they're pissed!

Hopelessly lost, but making good time...

I can whoop any man twice my age and half my size!



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My old Pappy used to say "When you're up to your ass in alligators, it's tough to remember you came to drain the swamp!"