Favorite "sayings" of the songman...
Porn! It's cheaper than dating!
Marijuana...Proud sponsors of...mmm...I forget!
Life's too short to smoke cheap pot!
One of us is thinking about sex!...OK, it's me...
My sexual preference is often!
Your proctologist called...They found your head!
Mustasche rides, 10 cents...
This face leaves at noon...Be on it!
The word of the day is legs...Spread the word!
I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups!
He who can smile when everything goes wrong, has probably thought of someone to blame it on!
Blessed is he who expects nothing...for he shall never be dissappointed!
Blessed is he who can laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be amused...
Sit on the fence, and get shot at from both sides!
I do have a spiritual side...But mostly I'm a sex machine!
I'm one deep, sensitive, compassionate motherfucker....
I smile because I have no idea what's going on...
Smile...It's the second best thing you can do with your lips!