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THE NEW HUMPTY DUMPTY BREAKDOWN BLUES...

HUMPTY DUMPTY SAT ON THE BED

LITTLE BO PEEP WAS GIVING HIM HEAD

AS SOON AS HE CAME SHE STARTED TO WEEP

SHE KNEW BY THE TASTE, HE'D BEEN FUCKING HER SHEEP...

A TEXT MESSAGE FROM SASSY SUE...10/10\2006

 

SHIT I WONDER ABOUT...BY evilEd Lane

1. DO YOU SUPPOSE THE ABILITY TO WALK ON WATER MADE IT DIFFICULT FOR JESUS TO GO SWIMMING?

2. WHERE'S THE WHITE GO WHEN SNOW MELTS?

3. IF YOU GOT 24 ODDS AND ENDS ON A TABLE, AND 23 FALL OFF, WHAT'S LEFT? AN ODD OR AN END?

4. IS IT HOTTER IN THE SUMMER THAN IT IS IN THE SOUTH?

5. DO YOU WALK TO WORK, OR CARRY YOUR LUNCH?

6. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A DUCK?

Some wierd facts

The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave It to Beaver".

The airplane Buddy Holly died in was the "American Pie." (Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)

It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined.

Elephants can't jump. Every other mammal can.

Five Jell-O flavors that flopped: celery, coffee, cola, apple, and chocolate.

 "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the  conveyor belt.

An ostrich's eye is bigger that it's brain.

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.

The following is a very rarely
heard statement:
"Hey!  Isn't that the banjo player's porsche over there"?


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evilEd...Signing off!!!

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My old Pappy used to say "When you're up to your ass in alligators, it's tough to remember you came to drain the swamp!"