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Up to my ass in alligators...

In the beginning...

Home
In the beginning...
Free Games and other fun stuff...
More Free Games and Favorite Places
Phun Photos
Shit I wonder about...

The focus of this site is as a forum, venue, workshop and showroom for poetry, songs, prose, jokes, humorisms, stories, photographs, favorite quotes, and questions and answers...
And most importantly, HAVE FUN!

Finally got that motorcycle I'd always wanted...
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a Cow-a-saki

On these pages, you'll find all kinds of stuff...Information on me and my friends and relatives, places I like to visit, both "cyber" and "land-based", Free Fun and Games, brought to you by:
Fat Cat Productions and Starvation Studios
And more stuff that's just plain Free!

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Little known facts...

Emus cannot walk backwards...

Camel's milk does not curdle...

"Mr. Mojo Risin" is an anagram for Jim Morrison...

Many hamsters only blink one eye at a time...

Montpelier, Vermont is the only U.S. state capital without a McDonalds...

The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns...

 

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Just hangin' out & pickin'
Taking a break...

I called in sick today...Shhhhhh!

Folks tell me:  "If you keep on picking it like that, it won't heal!"

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Yes, you'll find some sexually-oriented material on this website...

Some of the songman's favorite sayings:

The face is familiar, but I can't quite remember my name...

Operator! Trace this call and tell me where I am!

He who laughs last, thinks slowest...

Lions three, Christians nothing...(they had a good coach, but the team was shaky!)

Not the brightest crayon in the box, now are we?

Don't let me be something you should have done!

Being a fat, balding, mumbling drug addict does not make you Elvis!

Jesus is coming, look busy!

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Here's a list of some of my favorite music:

Bonnie Raitt, Lynard Skynard, Dickie Betts, Guy Clark, The Asylum Street Spankers, Jimmy Buffett, Bob Seger, The Steve Miller Band and The Ozark Mountain Daredevils to name a very, very few.

Another fun site to visit:

My old Pappy used to say "When you're up to your ass in alligators, it's tough to remember you came to drain the swamp!"