Here's a cool site: "How Stuff Works"
First and foremost, to have fun. To
laugh, smile, wonder, enlighten, and
a lot of other stuff I can't exactly recall
at this particular point in time...
Why is abbreviated such a long word?
Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Some other wonderings and wanderings...
Some of my favorite Quotes and sayings:
"Are we lost, Daddy?", I asked. "Shut up!", he explained...
Ring Lardner (1885-1933)
My father used to say that we must surrender our youth to purchase wisdom.
What he never told me was how badly we get cheated on the exchange rate...
Morris West (1916- )
Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it...
Harold S. Hulbert
Fathers are what give daughters away to other men who aren't nearly good enough,
So they can have grandchildren who are smarter than anybodys
Paul Harvey (Good-day!)
I'm not afraid of dying...I just don't want to be there when it happens!
I'm hung like Einstein, and smart as a horse...
evilEd (1952- )
When you sit on the fence, you get shot at from both sides!
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it left!
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed...
Just remember, we're all in this alone!
Treasure your children for what they are, not for what you want them to be...
Criticize the behavior, not the child!
Time is a great teacher, unfortunately it kills all it's pupils...
Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid, than to open it and remove all doubt!
If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten.
Life is divided into two halves, one frozen, the other aflame...The burning half is love...
Love is the gentle smile on the lips of beauty...
The lord gave you two ends...One for thinking, and one for sitting...Your success depends upon which one you use...(heads
you win...tails you lose...)
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes...that way when you do criticize them, you're a mile
away, and you have their shoes!
Don't worry about whether the sun will rise, just be prepared to enjoy it!
It's not the ideas we don't have that prevent us from being creative...It's the idea's we do have
that imprison our thinking...
I have great faith in fools...Self-confidence, my friends call it...
The probability of someone watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your actions...
Blessed is the man who's learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be amused...
People who are wrapped up in themselves make very small packages!
Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do...
Each man holds between his hands a silence that he wants to fill...So he fills it with his dreams...
Take each day as it comes, and cherish yourself in it.
We are all mirrors unto one another. Look into me and you will find something of yourself, as I will of you...
Tenderness and kindness are not signs of weakness and despair, but manifestations of strength and resolution...
Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof...
Passionate love is a quenchless thirst...