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philosophy of "illegal smile" and some other random stuff...

Here's a cool site: "How Stuff Works"

Our Mission
First and foremost, to have fun.  To laugh, smile, wonder, enlighten, and
a lot of other stuff I can't exactly recall at this particular point in time...

Why is abbreviated such a long word?
Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Some other wonderings and wanderings...

Some of my favorite Quotes and sayings:

"Are we lost, Daddy?", I asked. "Shut up!", he explained...
Ring Lardner (1885-1933)

My father used to say that we must surrender our youth to purchase wisdom.
What he never told me was how badly we get cheated on the exchange rate...
Morris West (1916- )

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it...
Harold S. Hulbert

Fathers are what give daughters away to other men who aren't nearly good enough,
So they can have grandchildren who are smarter than anybodys
Paul Harvey (Good-day!)

I'm not afraid of dying...I just don't want to be there when it happens!
Woody Allen

I'm hung like Einstein, and smart as a horse...
evilEd (1952- )

When you sit on the fence, you get shot at from both sides!
Author Unknown

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it left!
J.L. Wade

The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed...
Author Unknown

Just remember, we're all in this alone!
George Burns

Treasure your children for what they are, not for what you want them to be...
Author Unknown

Criticize the behavior, not the child!
Kalil Gilbran

Time is a great teacher, unfortunately it kills all it's pupils...
Steven Wright

Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid, than to open it and remove all doubt!
Kalil Gilbran

If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten.
Gary Koppang

Life is divided into two halves, one frozen, the other aflame...The burning half is love...
Kalil Gilbran

Love is the gentle smile on the lips of beauty...
Kalil Gilbran

The lord gave you two ends...One for thinking, and one for sitting...Your success depends upon which one you use...(heads you win...tails you lose...)
Author Unknown

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes...that way when you do criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes!
Author Unknown

Don't worry about whether the sun will rise, just be prepared to enjoy it!
Kalil Gilbran

It's not the ideas we don't have that prevent us from being creative...It's the idea's we do have
that imprison our thinking...
Kalil Gilbran

I have great faith in fools...Self-confidence, my friends call it...
evilEd Lane

The probability of someone watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your actions...
Author Unknown

Blessed is the man who's learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be amused...
Author Unknown

People who are wrapped up in themselves make very small packages!
Kalil Gilbran

Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do...
Kalil Gilbran

Each man holds between his hands a silence that he wants to fill...So he fills it with his dreams...
Author Unknown

Take each day as it comes, and cherish yourself in it.
Kalil Gilbran

We are all mirrors unto one another. Look into me and you will find something of yourself, as I will of you...
Kalil Gilbran

Tenderness and kindness are not signs of weakness and despair, but manifestations of strength and resolution...
Author Unknown

Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof...
Author Unknown

Passionate love is a quenchless thirst...
Author Unknown


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