Make your own free website on

Poetry from the "Lyrically Challenged"

Challenge this, "poem-boy!"

more challenges await...
Challenge this, "poem-boy!"
My photo album
Rhythms of love and life...
Love is the gentle smile on the lips of beauty...

I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?

 Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck
Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch's good side!
Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!
Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."

Some more of my favorite quotes:

Ahh...How good it feels, the hand of an old friend."

Author Unknown

"Here in the midst of a lonely abyss, a single joy I find...

Your presence in my mind..."

Author Unknown

"I didn't come here, and I ain't leaving!"

Willy Nelson

"When you're up to your ass in alligators, it's hard to remember you came to drain the swamp..."

Albert Taylor Lane

"When you've got'em by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow"

President Harry S. Truman

"Never raise a hand to your children, it leaves your groin exposed..."

Red Buttons

"Buy land! They ain't makin' no more of it!"

Will Rodgers



Quill, Writing with Ink Well

My Dog, Caden.



A contradiction in terms, a damn wonder of the world

I've known her most of her life, this lovely little girl.

Sweet and petite, with the face of an innocent child

And a body hot enough to drive any mortal man wild.

I wonder if she even knows, just what she does to me

How she lights my soul on fire and sets my spirit free

As I watch her cross a room, gliding on a wave of heat

or look deep into her lovely eyes, sweet

But her heart belongs to another, it never will be mine

Just love her while she's here, and feel her spirit, sublime

Old fool! You're lucky just to know her, how tender she can be

But I'll always feel the warmth of her sweet heart next to me...

Written by: Ed Lane 7/2005. c2006 Fat Cat Productions/Starvation Studios, Medford, OR


Time wounds all heels...

Jane Ace (1905-1974)


I'd like to grow very old...As slowly as possible...

Irene Mayer Selznick (1907-1990)


True strength is delicate...

Louise Nevelson (1899-1988)

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity...

Oprah Winfrey (1953- )

"Are you lost, Daddy?", I asked. "Shut up!", he explained...

Ring Lardner (1885-1933)

My father used to say that we must surrender our youth to purchase wisdom.

What he never told me was how badly we get cheated on the exchange rate...

Morris West (1916- )

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it...

Harold S. Hulbert

Take each day as it comes, and cherish yourself in it...
                                                                  Author Unknown

Rhyming reflections of life...raw and real...