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"You know you're a redneck when......
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> 1. You
take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
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> 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes
with a fly swatter.
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> 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
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> 4. You burn your yard
rather than mow it.
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> 5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive.
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> 6.
The Salvation Army declines your furniture.
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> 7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they
don't want it.
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> 8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
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> 9. You come back from the
dump with more than you took.
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> 10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
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> 11. Your wife
can climb a tree faster than your cat.
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> 12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
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13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.
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> 14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting
dog.
16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
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> 17. You have a rag for a gas cap.
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18. Your house doesn 't have curtains, but your truck does.
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> 19. You wonder how service stations keep their
rest-room's so clean.
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> 20. You can spit without opening your mouth.
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> 21. You consider your license
plate personalized because your father
made it.
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> 22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
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23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on
> the side.
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> 24. The biggest
city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.
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> 25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
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26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.
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> 27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000
worth of
improvements.
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> 28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.
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> 29. You missed
your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty
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