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Staci's Place

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Staci's Place
When you need a little evil
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Staci...

A contradiction in terms, a damn wonder of the world

I've known her most of her life, this lovely little girl.

Sweet and petite, with the face of an innocent child

And a body hot enough to drive any mortal man wild.

I wonder if she even knows, just what she does to me

How she lights my soul on fire and sets my spirit free

As I watch her cross a room, gliding on a wave of heat

or look deep into her lovely eyes, sparkling...so sweet

But her heart belongs to another, it never will be mine

Just love her while she's here, and feel her spirit, sublime

Old fool! You're lucky just to know her, how tender she can be

But I'll always feel the warmth of her sweet heart next to me...

Written by: Ed Lane c2006 Fat Cat Productions/Starvation Studios

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SIGNS I'VE SEEN

A PROCRASTINATOR'S WORK IS NEVER DONE.

NEVER DO CARD TRICKS FOR THE GROUP YOU PLAY POKER WITH.

NEVER MESS UP AN APOLOGY WITH AN EXCUSE.

OUT OF MY MIND...BACK IN FIVE MINUTES!

WORK IS FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO FISH.

SHUT UP AND FISH!

PRIVATE PROPERTY. TRESPASSERS WILL BE VIOLATED!

WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO SERVE REFUSE TO ANYONE.

PUT THE SACK IN THE MONEY, MOTHER-STICKER. THIS IS A FUCK-UP!

HEY, LADY! THIS FACE LEAVES AT NOON...BE ON IT!

THE WORD OF THE DAY IS LEGS! SPREAD THE WORD!

IF YOU SIT ON THE FENCE, YOU'LL GET SHOT AT FROM BOTH SIDES.

I NEED SOMEONE REALLY BAD...ARE YOU REALLY BAD?

OPERATOR! TRACE THIS CALL AND TELL ME WHERE I AM...

HOPELESSELY LOST, BUT MAKING GOOD TIME!

IF IT HAS TIRES OR TITS, IT'S TROUBLE!

MUSTASCHE RIDES 10 CENTS!

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF STUPID PEOPLE IN LARGE GROUPS.

TO HELL WITH THE DOG...BEWARE OF THE OWNER!

DEPARTMENT OF REDUNDANCY DEPARTMENT.

I STARTED OFF WITH NOTHING, AND I STILL HAVE MOST OF IT LEFT!

PSYCHAITRISTS TELL US THAT ONE IN EVERY FOUR AMERICANS IS MENTALLY ILL...CHECK YOUR FRIENDS,

IF THREE SEEM OK, THEN YOU'RE IT!

CAUTION! WEIRD LOAD.

I HAVE A SERIOUS DRUG PROBLEM...I'M ALL OUT!

I'M HUNG LIKE EINSTEIN, AND SMART AS A HORSE!

THE STUPIDITY OF YOUR ACTIONS IS DIRECTLY PROPORTIONAL TO THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE WATCHING YOU.

IF YOU LOAN SOMEBODY $20.00 AND THEY DON'T COME BACK, THEN IT WAS PROBABLY WORTH IT...

IF THE PHONE DOESN'T RING, IT'S ME!

I AIN'T BEEN HERE...AND, I AIN'T LEAVING.

 

 

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Ain't she sweet?

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Awww...You love me & you know it!

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And this is her!

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What is the most complex and difficult puzzle on earth?          Staci!!!  :)

  

"Do you believe in the hereafter? Then you know what I'm here after"!!!