SIGNS I'VE SEEN
A PROCRASTINATOR'S WORK IS NEVER DONE.
NEVER DO CARD TRICKS FOR THE GROUP YOU PLAY POKER WITH.
NEVER MESS UP AN APOLOGY WITH AN EXCUSE.
OUT OF MY MIND...BACK IN FIVE MINUTES!
WORK IS FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO FISH.
SHUT UP AND FISH!
PRIVATE PROPERTY. TRESPASSERS WILL BE VIOLATED!
WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO SERVE REFUSE TO ANYONE.
PUT THE SACK IN THE MONEY, MOTHER-STICKER. THIS IS A FUCK-UP!
HEY, LADY! THIS FACE LEAVES AT NOON...BE ON IT!
THE WORD OF THE DAY IS LEGS! SPREAD THE WORD!
IF YOU SIT ON THE FENCE, YOU'LL GET SHOT AT FROM BOTH SIDES.
I NEED SOMEONE REALLY BAD...ARE YOU REALLY BAD?
OPERATOR! TRACE THIS CALL AND TELL ME WHERE I AM...
HOPELESSELY LOST, BUT MAKING GOOD TIME!
IF IT HAS TIRES OR TITS, IT'S TROUBLE!
MUSTASCHE RIDES 10 CENTS!
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF STUPID PEOPLE IN LARGE GROUPS.
TO HELL WITH THE DOG...BEWARE OF THE OWNER!
DEPARTMENT OF REDUNDANCY DEPARTMENT.
I STARTED OFF WITH NOTHING, AND I STILL HAVE MOST OF IT LEFT!
PSYCHAITRISTS TELL US THAT ONE IN EVERY FOUR AMERICANS IS MENTALLY ILL...CHECK YOUR FRIENDS,
IF THREE SEEM OK, THEN YOU'RE IT!
CAUTION! WEIRD LOAD.
I HAVE A SERIOUS DRUG PROBLEM...I'M ALL OUT!
I'M HUNG LIKE EINSTEIN, AND SMART AS A HORSE!
THE STUPIDITY OF YOUR ACTIONS IS DIRECTLY PROPORTIONAL TO THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE WATCHING YOU.
IF YOU LOAN SOMEBODY $20.00 AND THEY DON'T COME BACK, THEN IT WAS PROBABLY WORTH IT...
IF THE PHONE DOESN'T RING, IT'S ME!
I AIN'T BEEN HERE...AND, I AIN'T LEAVING.
